Welcome to the only place to BuyUranus

The official website of the Real Estate Commission and Trust of Uranus Management (R.E.C.T.U.M.)

Our Story

The Real Estate Commission and Trust of Uranus Management (R.E.C.T.U.M.) was founded in the early 1960's just as the space race was getting underway by a group of visionaries who knew that one day soon everyone would want to own some extraterrestrial real estate and especially a piece of Uranus. As legal claims to the various planets were being registered with the governments of the world R.E.C.T.U.M. was the only organization to think of registering the cold, gassy body of Uranus.

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What You get

We offer a Free and clear, legal title to a full square mile of Uranus for only $9.95 plus shipping.
Ownership.

Guarantee

We guarantee no one can lay claim on Uranus by registering each deed. You can sleep easy knowing that R.E.C.T.U.M. will ensure Uranus won't be resold, photographed, rented or leased in any way without of course your prior consent.

Customizable.

Unique Location

Each Title Deed contains a unique coordinate, the legal title holders name and the given name of the parcel selected on purchase.

Great Gift

Gift Package

Our gift package contains your Title, the constitution of Uranus, a sticker, a V.I.P. membership card to R.E.C.T.U.M. and an informational brochure all contained in an attractive presentation folder.

Presentation Folder

Presentation folder to hold your documents.

Title Deed

Title Deed to your piece of Uranus printed on high quality parchment and embossed with the Great Seal of R.E.C.T.U.M. and suitable for framing.

Constitition

The Constitution of Uranus, printed on high quality parchment, also suitable for framing.

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Sticker

A large sticker to show your proud ownership.

Membership

A V.I.P. membership card to R.E.C.T.U.M

Brochure

A brochure on 'Everything you need to know about Uranus', so you know what you're talking about when you discuss Uranus with friends.

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Presentation Folder

Title Deed

Uranus Constitution

Sticker

V.I.P. Membership Card

Brochure

Delivery Envelope

USPS mail or email delivery options.

Buy Now

Only $9.95 plus shipping

There are just four things we need to know;

1. How would you like your package delivered. By Mail (USPS First Class) or Email.
2. What part of Uranus would you like.
3. What is the legal title holders name.
4. What is the location name.

Orders are shipped or emailed within 24 hours.

Customers who choose electronic delivery will receive an email with download instructions. The download files will be pdf's. We suggest printing your certificate and consitution on a quality blank certificate with a border, these are readily availlable from stores such as Staples, Amazon or any store where paper products are sold.







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What Owners Say?

I gave my boyfriend a piece of Uranus and it gives him so much pleasure...

Joannie FL, USA

I wasn't disapointed when I got my hands on Uranus...

Dave Hull, UK

Great gift, everyone should own Uranus...

John CT, USA

About US

The Company.

BuyUranus is owned and operated by Wylie Digital, Inc. Wylie Digital is located in Zephyrhills, Florida and is a software development company. When we're not handling Uranus we're doing some real work.

Feel free to give us a call at 1-813-944-3910

Privacy Statement.

We respect your privacy!
Any and all the information collected on this site will be kept strictly confidential and will not be sold, reused, rented, disclosed, or loaned!

Disclaimer Statement.

BuyUranus.com is a novelty site operated for entertainment purposes only. All of the merchandise for sale on this site is only for entertainment and holds no value other than it's entertaining nature. Wylie Digital, Inc. in no way claims that when you buy a piece of Uranus that you have any legal claim to that little piece of the Solar System unless you go up there and personally put a fence around it.