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Well, what do
I get?
We're
not just offering you a tiny, 1 acre parcel of land on the
Moon, Mars or any other boring planet like some companies.
No,
we're giving you free and clear, legal title to a full square
mile piece of Uranus!
Included
in your deed are the full mining rights so you can penetrate deep inside
your piece of Uranus.
If
you're worried about the population explosion on Uranus and
don't want to buy a piece of the surface of Uranus you can
have a ring around Uranus or even a big bright moon!
As
well as the bragging rights to claim you own a piece of Uranus
you also get this wonderful presentation package of memorabilia
to show how proud you are of it.
Once
you own this packet you'll never stop talking about Uranus.
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basic package includes: |
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Title
Deed to your piece of Uranus printed on high quality
parchment and suitable for framing (they look great in a
dark wooden or gold frame).
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The
Constitution of Uranus, printed on high quality
parchment, also suitable for framing (before long
everyone will know the constitution of Uranus).
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A
fact sheet, so you know what you're talking about
when you discuss Uranus with friends.
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A
bumper sticker to show your proud ownership.
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You
can also get a whole host of great extras to go with your
purchase when you own a piece of Uranus including license
plates and mouse pads.
We will constantly be adding new, exciting products and ways
to show your proud ownership of Uranus.
What
gives us the right to sell Uranus to anyone? Well, we are the
only official outlet for R.E.C.T.U.M.
and all sales are recorded in their official
registry.
Ready
to take the leap into extraterrestrial real estate?
Order yours now!
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