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The
official registry. How
do we guarantee your spot on Uranus won't get picked by someone else?
Easy,
all plots on Uranus are instantly registered with the
official registry of:
Real
Estate
Commission
&
Trust
of
Uranus
Management
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The Great Seal
of R.E.C.T.U.M.
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R.E.C.T.U.M.
was founded in the early 1960's just as the space race was
getting underway by a group of visionaries who knew that
one day soon everyone would want to own a piece of Uranus.
As legal claims to the various planets were being registered
with the governments of the world R.E.C.T.U.M. was the only
organization to think of registering the cold, gassy body
of Uranus. R.E.C.T.U.M. also registered a claim to
all the moons of Uranus because what would Uranus be worth
without a good moon?
Every
piece of Uranus that is bought is registered in the great tome
of R.E.C.T.U.M. with the following entry.
"This,
the '#th' day of 'MONTH' in the Earth year YEAR',
'OWNER'S NAME', has registered a claim upon the piece of
Uranus located at 'COORDINATES' and has received the legal
title to prove ownership. The name of the township
located at the above coordinates is 'YOUR TOWN NAME'"
The
great tome of R.E.C.T.U.M. is kept under armed guard 24 hours a
day at the global headquarters in Central Florida.
As
the movement towards owning a piece of Uranus grows (and believe
us, IT IS ALREADY GROWING FAST!) we will, under the direct
supervision of R.E.C.T.U.M. be implementing an online database
of proud owners of Uranus. Eventually there will be a
dynamically updated pictorial map of Uranus that you will be able
to click on and see the names of owners in that area along with
their coordinates and homestead names.
Of
course, your name won't be used on this database if you don't
check that box on the order form but you will be listed as an anonymous
owner.
Now
go ahead and finally claim a piece of Uranus....
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